i think that french horn is out of tune, it looks a little flat.
Well aren’t you clef-er.Careful. Jokes like that can get you in treble with some people.
Eh, well you should take a whole note that treble is what I bass my life on.Well, maybe. But, did I seem a bit sharp with that?
Yeah, but you slurred your saying there, and I didn’t quite get it.
John describes the FIRST ENDING he wrote for TFIOS
This is completely true, I’m afraid. When Julie read the first draft, she was like, “I can’t tell if the last 40 pages are a joke.”
Via Muffins' Domain
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon.
the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier